Food for thought
A Japanese sword maker will take a ordinary sheet of steel,
and over a space of a couple of weeks to even a few months, this samurai sword
maker will bend and twist and hammer this steel, folding the steel and then
hammering the heck out it, he will do this over and over again sometimes up to
1000 folds, each fold hammering the steel flat, taking his time never rushing
it, because the more folds there are the stronger the sword is.
Through Gods strength i will not waver, i will not be moved,
i will not give up, nor will i submit to the attacks of the enemy, for i know
that my strength comes from the Almighty God, i am that warrior on the
frontline and i am clothed with the armour of God, waiting on God for my next
instruction, the next tactic, i will not make a move without Gods command, even
though the arrows come in with deadly force my faith is in him to protect me,
to guide me, so i will not be moved, but instead stand firm, with a humble
smile, knowing that we have already won through Gods grace and almighty power.
And when the fiery cloud of the final battle fades away i will still be
standing in Gods grace and mercy, with victory cries glorifying him, ready to
forgive and to love those who attacked, for our God is a forgiving one, and i
will strive to be as Christ like as i can be towards those whom have tried to
hurt me. Its the war that counts in Gods favour not the battles. So to him be
the controller of my life, for he is more powerful than anyone imagination, so
then, whom better to take take control than the creator of it all.
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten