10 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

Rule One:
 If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.


Rule Two: 
 You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.


Rule Three: 
 I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten

Dont Doubt

 

It happens to all of us, maybe even more than others, but it still does happen, we doubt ourselves when we do the right thing, or we doubt ourselves when things are going right, and it seems to be to good to be true. Especially when we have seen Gods power before, but on other situations we tend to battle, doubting whether he can help again when something else more difficult or even easier crosses our paths.

Chicken Pita Power

 

A meal that is healthy and nutritious, packed with good protein, healthy fats, and low GI carbs, and lets not forget the fibre. Pita bread topped with barbecue sauce, chicken strips, chillies, and mozzarella, sounds good right! Well it is.